The fridge

What is it that they say? Absence makes the heart grow fonder? That certainly seems to be the case with Master.I find it totally amusing that every time I go away for a slightly extended period of time, he suddenly wants to beat me black and blue and do all sorts of norti things. Although we... Continue Reading →


Happy Australia Day

You know you're Australian if …1. You know the meaning of the word "girt".2. You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.3. You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin.4. You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse.5. You've made... Continue Reading →

So, what are you going to do?

Questions, questions, questions. Questions to the left of me, questions to the right of me and the most common question of late is: 'So, what are you going to do?'I have a huge problem answering this one because without knowing my 'real' role in life, I sound like nothing more than a well-educated hobo. A job... Continue Reading →

Occupational Health and Safety

I find it amusing that no matter when I come home, it's cold and miserable. Weather like this reminds me why I don't want to live here - along with the whole 'I-don't-wanna-live-in-a-hole' thing. I come home in winter and it's cold and raining; I come home in summer and it's cold and raining. I... Continue Reading →

Home on the northern tablelands

Greetings from the deep, dark east!It took me nearly four days to get a dial-up internet connection working (no thanks to @#%$ Telstra- which is another company that deserves to die a slow, painful death along with Qantas) so here I am, larger than life and twice as bored! My net addiction is definitely something... Continue Reading →


I'm a slave without rights and least that's the correct answer in my interrogation sessions with Master. Along with the 'What are you?'s and the 'What are you for?'s there are also the 'What don't you have?'s - the answer to the latter of course being 'rights and choices'. But just because I don't have any... Continue Reading →

Indestructo- ass

For some reason on Sunday afternoon my 'beat-me-until-I'm-black-and-blue-please!' window opened and I was in the mood for some serious attention. Master, being the kind and obliging soul that he is, dived head-first through my wide open window with a leather paddle, suede flogger and a cane. Isn't he sweet?The last couple of times that he has... Continue Reading →


 .....I just spent an hour writing a blog and accidently erased it!!!!!! God, I hate that....  Now I can't be bothered writing it again.... Damn....and it was really good too! Fuck. I'm going to bed....

Life is like a cock…

 ...when it gets hard, fuck it!I'd just like to thank the lovely soul who posted that profound peace of advice on his profile. Unfortunately, while the wit was sharp, the picture of his dick that accompanied it wasn't.I'm fascinated about what brings a person to put a picture of their dick on their profile... Continue Reading →

The First Release of 2008

'Is that all you've used???'The disbelief in my friend's voice was palpable as she looked at my release chart hanging from the fridge. She had noticed that since she'd last been here in early December that I'd only crossed off two more releases and 2008 hadn't even made it's debut!'Yeah, well....what can I say?'So last... Continue Reading →

No wonder I’m so fucked as a slave!

Graciously whored from carinastarr  !  P.S Master, there's a meaty blog under this entry (^v^)What Your Name MeansYou are a seeker of knowledge, and you have learned many things in your life. You are also a keeper of knowledge - meaning you don't spill secrets or spread gossip. People sometimes think you're snobby or aloof, but you're just... Continue Reading →


Here I am, staring at my 31st birthday down the barrel and thinking, "How do other people measure my life?"I don't have kids and don't intend to (fingers crossed Master never goes down that 'breeding path' that he likes to threaten me with from time to time and that gives me nightmares for days afterwards).I'm... Continue Reading →

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

 As part of my pre-xmas ritual I made a '2007 Newsletter' with some photos and info about my vanilla life over the past twelve months and shipped them off to friends in Japan inside cards emblazoned with sunbathing koalas and surfing santas. Over the past couple of weeks I've had replies filtering in through snail... Continue Reading →

A stitch in time

I seemed to get a bit ahead of myself with the last entry, so I'll have to go back in time a tad and talk about New Year's Eve. It was a generally quiet day, but Master had said that we would go to a party at one of the best fitted-out dungeons in Perth to... Continue Reading →

Ho hum

 Ho hum. It's 2008. Another year, another notch on the timeline.So what have I got planned for 2008? Absolutely nothing. And it seems to be that thought that has me thinking all sorts of other things. Things like, 'What the fuck am I doing?'It's probably not the best time to be thinking such dire thoughts,... Continue Reading →

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