What is it that they say? Absence makes the heart grow fonder? That certainly seems to be the case with Master.
I find it totally amusing that every time I go away for a slightly extended period of time, he suddenly wants to beat me black and blue and do all sorts of norti things. Although we can be home together for 10 days or so over Christmas with nothing to do but watch the flies butting their heads against the window screens, and I was never any more than a few steps away from him, beatings and norti things didn’t really seem to be on the menu. But once I’m out of his reach on the other side of the country, he suddenly gets horny as hell and completely insatiable.
On the phone the other night, I was lounging back on the bed (which is actually my mum’s bed that she allows me the use of while I’m staying) with my mum sitting at the computer about 1 meter away from me:
“You want a release?”
“Mmmm! That would be nice.”
“Okay, well go to your bedroom, get naked…”
“Ummm…well I can’t do that right now.”
“Yes, you can…now go…get naked…”
“No, I really can’t.”
Master was in the mood for a bit of long-distance ravishing and I was finding it hard to explain to him the situation with my mum in ear-shot.
“You just tell him you can’t have phone sex now!” said my mum, highly amused and determined to pass the level of Jewel Quest she was currently on without her daughter doing unspeakable acts on her bed behind her. So I dutifully passed the message on and Master was forced to live without a long-distance ravishing and without a breathy ‘Master, can I cum?’ at the end of it.
I guess it’s like the thing where a married man with a ring on his finger is much more enticing than a single man roaming the world freely or how the need for a release increases exponentially with the inability to have one. We always want what we can’t have and it seems that even Masters aren’t immune to it.
It actually seems almost fitting as Master refused to let me use any of my remaining 18 or so releases while I’m away. He claimed that because I wasn’t able to ‘mark them off as I used them on the sheet hanging on the fridge’ then it wasn’t acceptable. I countered that I could take the sheet with me and do it, to which he replied “Ahhh, but then it wouldn’t be hanging on *the fridge* and therefore isn’t what we agreed on.” ( I just love being owned by a TC man.) So if I can’t have my releases then it seems only fair that he can’t have his little fun either. That’s not to say that he has cut me off from releases all together. A couple of times he had asked if I wanted one and I’ve just been too sick to take up the offer recently.
But it is highly comforting to know that there is justice in the world after all (^v^)