In keeping with the holiday mood…

…the return of the movie quote game (this will probably be the last one because I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel for movies I like!)

Rule recap:
– no googling!
– first person to correctly guess the name of the movie will be credited

**Update- all done! Thanks everyone who participated!
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1. Oh, so you don’t know you won a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two for 10 days? And I suppose you’ll I was in labor for days, and this is how you repay me? I should’ve just gotten a robot. The Fifth Element-

aneyah

 

  2. 
– How do you know?
– I know because…
– How do you know?
– I know because….
– How do you know?
– I know because I never loved him the way that I love you! Sommersby-

robertshana

 

3. Chow Bobo. Me not da tarment of HER existence. In dis house, de tarment is everywhere and de Ja-MEEEEEEEE-can woman tarment me fa certain as much as me tarment her. Clara’s Heart-

ch_renee

4. But they showed no corrections of any kind. Not one. He had simply written down music already finished in his head. Page after page of it as if he were just taking dictation. And music, finished as no music is ever finished. Displace one note and there would be diminishment. Displace one phrase and the structure would fall. Amadeus-

frater_treinta

 

  5. This gun of the hand is for the taking of human life. We believe it is wrong to take a life. That is only for God. Many times wars have come and people have said to us: you must fight, you must kill, it is theonly way to preserve the good. But Samuel, there’s never only one way. Remember that. Would you kill another man? Witness- up4achallenge.wordpress.com

6. Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine’s is such an ass, then I shall have it. The Golden Child- up4achallenge.wordpress.com

7. Now look. There is nothing in the world to get uptight about. We are two summa cum laudes. We can handle one little baby for eight hours. Baby Boom-

robertshana

 

8. I… had an experience… I can’t prove it, I can’t even explain it, but everything that I know as a human being, everything that I am tells me that it was real! I was given something wonderful, something that changed me forever… A vision of the universe, that tells us, undeniably, how tiny, and insignificant and how… rare, and precious we all are! A vision that tells us that we belong to something that is greater then ourselves, that we are *not*, that none of us are alone! I wish… I… could share that… I wish, that everybody, if only for one… moment, could feel… that awe, and humility, and hope. But… That continues to be my wish.  Contact – up4achallenge.wordpress.com

9. We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all, they are emotionally inexperienced, with only a few years in which to store up the experiences which you and I take for granted. If we gift them with a past, we create a cushion or a pillow for their emotions, and consequently, we can control them better. Blade Runner-

aneyah

 

  10. Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it. Forrest Gump-

luna_km

11. Oh I’m sorry, am I being a little graphic? I’m sorry. Well, I hope you’re up for a little competition. She’s got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It’s her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it’s like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn’t chipped her teeth. Mrs Doubtfire-

twisted_synergy

 

 12. How come *you* don’t have a laser, Woody?
It’s not a laser. It’s a little light bulb that blinks.
What’s wrong with him?
Laser envy. Toy Story-

poen_kitten

 

13. I really don’t think that’s a variable. We’re in the same city now, I’ve indicated that I’m receptive to an offer, I’ve cleared the month of June… and I am, after all, me. Working Girl- Sadiste

14. Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And thewhole time, I was thinking, “I’m a grown man. I should know what goes on my head.” And the more I thought about it… the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out… I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life. Matchstick Men-

the_half_heard

 

15. Now, you understand I can’t just give you new irises. Because if I do, the retinal scans will read the scar tissue, alarms will go off, and large men with guns will appear. Minority Report-

coyotes_kitten

 

 16.
– I’m pond scum. Well, lower actually. I’m like the fungus that feeds on pond scum. 
– Lower. The pus that infects the mucus that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum. On the other hand, thank you for loving me that much, that way. It’s pretty flattering. My Best Friend’s Wedding-

luna_km

 

17. Raymond, you NEVER! NEVER touch the steering wheel when I’m driving. Do you hear me? Do you hear me? Rain Man-

frater_treinta

 

18. WHAT? You went over my helmet? Space Balls-

aneyah

 

19. You’re everyone’s problem. That’s because every time you go up in the air, you’re unsafe. I don’t like you because you’re dangerous. Top Gun-

poen_kitten

 

 20. I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was. The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it’s hotter than a snake’s ass in a wagon rut. Good Morning Vietnam- up4achallenge.wordpress.com