For those of us who only do things in halves…


I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives…

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. 

So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece..

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