Gratuitous porn

Thanks to the ‘overwhelming’ one response to my question (thanks DL’s fucktoy!) it appears that in 2009 there is only one way to post free porn to a blog.

And that’s by having a blogger account!!???!! WTF???

Fortunately, I’ve had one of those for a couple of years, but I’m wondering whether a butt plug and spanking counts as ‘infringing or obscene material’. Maybe it’s only infringing and obscene if you don’t use lube. Or maybe pulling out the butt plug and showing it to the camera afterwards is obscene. I guess it depends on whether you’ve had an enema or not ๐Ÿ™‚

So even though this isn’t very elegant, clicking on the pic below will take you to the appropriate post in my other blog. (I don’t normally post anything over there, so don’t worry you haven’t been missing anything.)

This video was taken a while ago and I’ve finally decided that it’s passable.ย Master had kindly edited some other ones but Iย vetoedย them ’cause my ass was too wobbly or I was sounding too incredibly wussy. I still sound wussy in this one, but I’m laughing and swearing and doing all the things I normally do when we play. It’s also kind of cute to hear Master doing his thing, so I thought you’d all enjoy seeing 2mins of my life and my asshole.

Bon appetit!

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  1. Wow.. you and your Master sound nothing like I thought you did. (Your voices I mean.) And no, that’s not a bad thing. I really don’t know what I thought you 2 sounded like, it’s just that when I heard it, I was all like “Wow! So that’s what they sound like!”

    1. Did the crocodile dundee accent throw you a bit? ๐Ÿ™‚

      In my head I always imagine doms to have voices like James Earl Jones and women to be slightly Rosalind Russell-ish. It’s funny how you have images like that, isn’t it?

  2. I’ll have to go back and turn the sound on this time. I replied on the other but thought I’d write over here as well. ๐Ÿ™‚
    Thanks for showing us.
    I was saying ouch when M put the butt plug in and then again at the inner thigh slapping. Inner thigh is just stingy ouchies, me not like.

  3. Back again, turned the speakers on this time. You two sound the way I imagined you would. I would have died had M had a squeaky high pitched girlie voice! PMSL

    1. I know! I remember the first time I spoke to him on the phone and I was really relieved when I heard his voice. You just can’t have a dom with a girlie voice ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. I laugh too during interactions like that. I dunno why, it always seems my natural way of reacting. Especially to questions. Owwww and ouchies are also common responses. Soooo nice to hear Aussie accents! Made me feel right at home!

    xx milla

    1. I laugh when I’m nervous and when I don’t know what to say. I also have a habit of laughing when I’m supposed to be tallking dirty because I just feel like a twat doing that sometimes ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. Damn you! Now I’ve got to think of 7 things that I *haven’t* fessed up to before…is there anything left??

  5. That was awesome. Your accents threw me though. Yes, I KNOW you’re from Australia, I just don’t ever think you should sound like you are. It’s my quirk. Hush.

    I was trying to count the bruises cuz I don’t have any of my own (hint-fucking-hint Master!). You are a well-used slavegirl, ya lucky thing.

    1. Sorry, did I kind of destroy the fantasy?? ๐Ÿ˜‰

      Personally I hate to hear Australian accents in movies or tv shows or anything on tv period. It just sounds…not quite right.

      I’ve still got that clip of you in the dental gag giving bj on my hard-drive that you posted oh-so-long ago. Does that bring back memories (and is it weird that I saved it???)

  6. you are absolutely adorable with your giggles. and your master’s accent was to me, since im plain ol’ american, was a nice little enticing thing to hear. lovely video!

    1. Thank you! I think it’s a hung jury on whether the aussie accent is ‘cute’ or ‘wrong’ though ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. Hehe I laugh too (alot) and omg that reminded me off the Aussie accent I used to have that has now been replaced with my good old Kiwi accent again hehe. I got pissed off with the continual having to respeat myself when I said the number “six” over there LOL Nice vid! x

    1. I was on the bus on day and this chick kept asking for a ‘suxty sunts’ ticket and the bus driver had *no idea* what she was saying. The poor kiwi had to repeat herself about ‘sux’ times before he finally figured it out ๐Ÿ™‚

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