Look what is coming in the mail for me!
Apparently after my abortive attempt to put on some thigh-high ballet boots being sold in a local adult shop on the weekend (two sizes two small and ridiculously over-priced) Master decided that he really *needed* some ballet boots in his collection, so onto ebay he hopped and soon they shall be in my hot little paws.
Although, perhaps I shouldn’t be too excited about them. I mean, seriously, how the fuck are you supposed to walk in them?
“I didn’t buy them for you to walk around in sweetie”, said the Masterly one.
Having a poke around Youtube reveals some very talented ballet boot-wearers. My favourite one was ballet boots on cross-trainer:
All ballet boots are not made alike though, and you’ll notice that the ones in the video have a thicker heel and toe and are made to ‘walk’ in – or burn up some calories on the cross-trainer if you are so inclined. My boots, however, aren’t. So Master will just have to enjoy them where he likes them best, in his bed 🙂