I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, there are some people with truly colourful interests in the world. Here are some amusing search terms for this week:
take away your clothes slavegirls – are you looking for slavegirls with OCD laundry habits? Because if you are, I guess this is not the best time to tell you that I recently got around to washing one of Master’s shirts that he wore in…March…
sex while wearing heavy rubber waders in – I know what they say about safe sex and all, but I’m pretty sure waders would make things V.E.R.Y difficult.
bondage january february october sleep – Is this the opening line for the book, “Hibernation for Kinky Bears“?
pictures of the ear with sharp things in – now if you’d said ‘pictures of the cunt’ I could of helped, but ear? No, sorry, nothing here to see, please move along.
treat me like shit + slavery – greedy, greedy! You’re wanting to be treated like shit AND be a slave?
gonzo bondage – dude you’re doing it wrong…how do you expect gonzo to get in your cunt if you tie him up?
ballet boots criple – I’m glad to see my readers have a keen interest in Occupational Health & Safety. Now all we need to work on is the spelling…
bdsm spit – Am I the only one who thinks this person may also have searched for “two girls, one cup”
mature slave inspection on table – what have I told you people about using the word ‘mature’ around me??? I’m thirty fucking two!
face slapped pussy kicked – I’m hoping you don’t have anger management issues and a cat. Have you met i enjoy being slapped in the face ?
Along with the fifty million searches for ‘retard’ that have hit my blog since I posted my ‘retard wallpaper’ a while back, and the bazillion hits for ‘whale shark’ since I discussed my swim with the whalesharks in May, I’ve also had a disturbing number of searches for haircut slavegirl and bald headed slavegirl since my ‘visit’ to Salon Master.
Maybe Master was right when he said my haircut could of been worse, because it appears that a large number of folk have an interest in trimming the locks of innocent slavegirls….
Be afraid slavegirls….be very afraid.