Why I think I’m slightly hentai

I’ve recently discovered anime porn. Well, I haven’t ‘recently’ discovered it actually, I’ve known of its existence for 15+ years, but I’ve only recently started to think that it may have some possibilities.

Why? Well, I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s getting harder and harder to find porn where the girl doesn’t look like she’s enjoying herself. I’m guessing for most guys (those that aren’t sadistically-minded) that having the girl moan and oohh and aahh is good not only for the ego, but also for his enjoyment, which means that a lot of porn show girls either enjoying it or trying to look like they are enjoying it.

Hentai, by the way, means ‘strange’ or ‘deviant’ and hentai anime covers things like bdsm, rape, confinement and other such niceties that I enjoy watching. It also includes that curious genre of tentacle porn, but for the life of me, I just can’t understand how large octopus-like tentacles appearing out of no-where could possibly be sexy in anyone’s language.

For all my fascination and interest in all things Japanese, I’ve never really gotten into anime or manga. I keep feeling like I’m totally uncool because I don’t read or watch anything in the anime/manga family and invariably these days, if the topic of conversation turns to Japan, 100% of the time it turns to a discussion of anime/manga and I’m generally there saying, “Did you know Naruto is actually a little piece of boiled fish paste that floats in raamen noodles?” because that’s the only thing I can add to the conversation.

Before we went off to Japan, I was discussing books and things that I should bring back with me to Australia with my boss. I wanted to know whether there were any good manga or anything that he could recommend because I was sick of feeling like the un-cool kid on the block. He suggested a series set in Hiroshima during and after WWII saying it was something ‘everyone should read’ and then seeing my slight lack of enthusiasm about reading depressing stories about radiation sickness, gave me a sly look and said,

“Why don’t you get yourself something a bit erotic? I’m sure you can find something to suit your tastes.”

And once again I was sitting there thinking, “Yeah, he knows about me and my deviant behaviour.”

Yesterday he also said something to the new guy in the office that made me think he knows more than he lets on. When explaining how he manages me (in the sense that I know my job and he just lets me be to go about doing things at my own pace) he said to the new guy,

“Yeah, I do a bit of houchi play with her.”

Houchi means to abandon or leave to their own devices and houchi play is generally used to describe tying someone up and dumping them somewhere or stripping them naked and leaving them in a car park or something like that. So while he doesn’t exactly come out and say to me, ‘Yeah, I know you’re into funky stuff’, he drops all these hints and things that are just totally amusing.

But I digress from the subject of anime porn. I like it because the girls always have suitably ‘innocent’ expressions and there’s always an element of being forced. In fact, Japanese porn in general is, 99% of the time, centred around shy and ‘innocent’ girls being made to do nefarious things. It’s actually a very good reflection of the general attitude towards women in Japan – that they should be cute, sweet and not forward when it comes to things of a sexual nature.

Now if only they’d get rid of the really hairy bushes and the mosaic blurring over the naughty bits in Japanese porn; then I wouldn’t be forced into getting a fix from anime where most women are drawn with boobs larger than their heads and a waist the size of my wrist.

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7 thoughts on “Why I think I’m slightly hentai”

  1. Would it bother you if your boss was one of your blog readers??

    and yes, I agree. I prefer my women to not be so “Oh goody! Your gonna beat me and ream my ass!” dammit! Is it so wrong that I want a little force and “holy shit no more no more no more!”???

    1. I dunno…I don’t think it would bother me per se but I’d be worried that if he actually read my blog or saw pics of me in compromising pictures that I’d lose my job. I’m pretty sure that me doing anything that reflected badly on the company (whether in my private time or not) would be frowned upon.

      *smiles* @ “holy shit no more no more no more!” Nope, it’s not wrong at all. That’s exactly how I am πŸ™‚

      1. Understandable. I think with his little not-so-subtle comments that he would be understanding though. Or at least allow a little more wiggle room than most bosses.

        Whew! I thought I was the only one πŸ˜› Its so hard finding decent porn …. any suggestions? I get an orgasm today and I’m so frustrated with searching through so many vids to find a half decent one!

        1. I’ve recently stumbled upon yobt.com which has a lot of streaming stuff (and anime porn…lol) so it makes a change from the 20 sec clips I’m used to. You do have to trawl through the barrage of non-interesting porn to find some half-decent stuff.

          I also use pichunter.com and the shoot previews on fuckedandbound.com can sometimes be okay (although there’s a lot of oohing and ahhing).

  2. I think a lot of reasoning behind the whole “Yes ream my ass and then shove your cock in my mouth!” kind of porn is guys don’t want to feel like they are getting off to sexual assault. They don’t want to be that guy. I know it bugs Master a lot if he even thinks that the girl is not consenting. He enjoys Kink.com’s movies for the end clip of the girl smiling and talking about the scene.

  3. There’s actually a lot of history behind the tentacle porn stuff. Short version – Japanese erotic art was, for a very long time, pretty much legally prohibited from depicting anything resembling realistic sexuality (let’s just say it stems from some really weird logic about morality). During the 19th century, one of the more popular ways of getting around the laws was by depicting women copulating with human-sized sea creatures. And one of the more enduring memes was woman-on-octopus sex. Later on, monster rape became popular. And then it fused into tentacle-monster-rape. Most of the other weirdness also originates from creative attempts to dodge censorship laws.

    While most of the specific prohibitions were lifted during the 1990s (for example, it’s now legal to show pubic hair), it hasn’t changed all that much, aside from some of the more bizarre or extreme fetishes becoming a bit more mainstream. “Hentai” still very much has a connotation of “abnormal”, and thus the Japanese market still skews towards those looking for such. And a lot of major publishers are still uncomfortable with doing fully uncensored images even when they’re legal.

    I don’t really go looking for it because it’s not really my thing, but one of the odder results of censorship I’ve seen were in a set of images where the vulva and head of the penis were blocked out, but one of them depicted an uncensored anal penetration – well, uncensored except for a small part of the vulva which would otherwise have been visible blocked out, and the actual point of penetration was fully detailed. Apparently anal sex is unrealistic or something. :eyeroll:

  4. I’ve fallen away from video format porn over the last few years, mostly because of general quality pickyness…
    Anyway, I usually stick with still images, and will watch the occasional video just for the audio.
    Generally speaking, I jump between my likes and dislikes, flipping between “OMG GIMME UR CCK” to “HO SHIT NOT A PENIS” on a regular basis.
    I try to stay variant on it so that when it comes to pr0n and relationships, I can be flexible with things. I’m actually suprized what’s considered a pr0n addict nowadays as well…after filtering through 26.1GB of 88,678 images with no duplicates, I saw an intervention on daytime television featuring a man with nearly 10K images and he was being excercized for being “an extreme porn addict”.
    Add in the videos…22 minutes long at 24FPS…
    That’s a load of images, though not all exclusively explicit.
    I’ve not been fascinated by Guro at any time, though I’ve grown to appreciate it in an artistic matter and it doesn’t put me off anymore. I like your last point there, censorshit…even so, I don’t like large breasts whatsoever, I consider it worse than Guro. Hair too, not very pleasant for me. T’is why I tend to stick with “Realism” style images, where the manga-style face is the only real difference.

    If you have a good deep look around, you can find Japanese animators and artists which distribute exclusively on the web, making censorship laws even out internationally.

    Good luck, bro!

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