Normally I’m not one into pointing at people at laughing, but sometimes, there are just some situations where I just can’t control myself…
Like this morning when I opened up my email and saw this:
I’m sure after looking at his delightful pics that, like me, you immediately want to know more about him…
Behold, the introductory blurb:
I like the ‘Ming vase’ reference. Classy.
Every month as a member of alt.com I get an email that summarises the members of the month and people who are interested in my profile. The gentleman above was chosen as a ‘standout member’ for his ‘discerning taste and style’.
Now, I realise that some doms have fetishes and are into leather, latex and all that sort of stuff, but for me, I just can’t take a guy seriously if his outfit is better than mine.
I also can’t take a guy seriously if the expression on his profile pic seems to say, ‘You be my vase and hold my flower baby’, but that may also just be me.
P.S I really do need to get myself a keyboard cover so when I snort coffee all over the place after looking at amusing emails I don’t fuck up my iMac.
PP.S Sorry if this is your profile….but…umm…you might want to rethink things a bit…