It’s that time again!

I speak of course, of the time of the month when I receive an email containing the profiles of some of the ‘premium members’ of alt.com.

I find it a good lesson in how not to advertise for prospective partners (I’m finding it really hard to decide which pic I find funnier…)

I’ve also done Part 5 of Japan here.

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11 thoughts on “It’s that time again!”

    1. I dunno, I kind of found the lounging in my beige shorts with no shirt and things draped over my foot to be hilarious in a ‘why the hell would you take that kind of photo? way.

  1. I like the second and third pictures. Like a fine wine, this guy has some complex flavors. Like a “Hint of mullet.”

    (Incidentally, release my inner soul? As opposed to my, uh, outer soul? And why am I releasing it? Where is it going? I’m so confuuuuuused.)

  2. I sent this to my ex and he wrote the guy a theme song:

    MULLETMAN DOES NOT APPRECIATE A WHINY SUB
    DO NOT MAKE MULLETMAN BREAK OUT THE BIG BUTTPLUG
    WITH MULLETMAN, THE SAFEWORD IS “GARTH BROOKS”
    MULLETMAN WILL GIVE YOU MANY DISAPPROVING LOOKS

  3. {snicker, chuckle, points and laughs.}

    {See’s next picture, laughs harder.}

    {Reads caption} {blows my coffee out my nose, that really hurts}

    {gets to the last picture, falls out of chair and rolls about on the floor}

    I feel so inadequate as a man after seeing this fine example of dominant manliness.

    {sarcasm switched off}

    I wish you well.
    Rarius

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