Being a sucker for all sorts of online quizzes like, ‘How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?‘ and “How many hungry weasels could your body feed?”, I decided to do the Real Age test.
It asks you all sorts of questions about health, relationships and diet and at the end spits out your real age. It spat this out at me:
I think I might go and cry now…
Curious about why my real age was higher than my actual age, I clicked on ‘see my plan’ where it tells you things you’re doing well and things you’re not doing so well:
Apparently I’m 36 because I’m fat, no longer have a dog, have no friends and the range rover doesn’t have air bags…lol.
I think I might go and do the “How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?” test just to cheer myself up (I’m pretty sure I could take ALL of them…)
P.S I *heart* The Oatmeal. Too funny.