Happy milestone to me

This is slightly overdue and I’ve been meaning to post about it for a while, but…meh…you know how I roll.

Last month while I was in Japan, my blog views clicked over the 500,000 mark. Yay. It’s only taken…umm…about 8 years and 1100 posts, but here we are.

I remember the heady days of 2008-2009 when I was a full-time house bitch and had nothing better to do with my time but blog and angst. I was burning through blog views of around 35,000 a month (not that I’m obsessed with numbers or anything, because, you know, that would be uncool) but then I pretty much stopped blogging for 2 years and most of my readers – except the hardcore ones and you know who you are! drifted away.

These last couple of years I’ve felt a bit of a change in the way people consume my blog. It’s become much more of a drive-by consummation. Very rarely do I get a comment or a chance to have a discussion these days (and I always like me a good comment discussion!) But I think that’s reflective of the way that everyone consumes material on the internet these days – yours truly included.

We come, we read (or skim!), we fuck off.

I’ve got quite a few favourite blogs I’ve written over the years and below is a bit of a list of the golden oldies for your revisiting pleasure. I’m not really sure why I picked out these particular blogs, but I suppose they represent different parts of our dynamic at different times over the years (most recent on top, oldest at the bottom)

When the keeper becomes the kept

The Phantom MasterΒ 

Self-acceptance

Boots are his kryptonite

Public vs Private

Tuckus lingus and all things butt

Make believeΒ 

Pulp fiction

Sharing the load

Cracking up

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s UBO

More machine than human

Decollared

So hard it hurts

Hussy hooker slut

So thanks for reading and commenting and generally hanging around to partake of my ramblings. I hope to get to a million views sometime in the next decade πŸ™‚

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    1. Yep. Just try tagging a post with that and watch the page views roll in πŸ™‚
      You might also enjoy a google image of tentacle porn…but possibly not while you are at work.

              1. Actually reminds me of a erotic dream I used to have in my early teens. Something egg shap with legs but it had dicks in a row going round it and each one would fuck me then when it came it would fall off, lol

  1. Congratulations! And I read through most of these old posts, and loved your writing! I love how funny and witty you are with the situations (except where there is some angst, of course). I hope the next 500,000 happens in half the time.

    1. Why, thank you!
      I enjoy trying to be funny so I’m glad you think I am funny! Although, you may mean ‘funny’ in the weird sense and not the haha funny sense so maybe my efforts are for naught πŸ˜‰

          1. Snarkiness (I checked google for this word, it exists in some form, so let’s just go with it) is always appreciated!

            I think I have a bit of a mean streak myself, although I am not really a funny writer (again, haha funny, not weird funny. To be honest, I could be a weird funny writer, but that’s for the people who read my stuff to worry about πŸ˜› ). Life is boring without sarcasm. So, I am hoping to stick around and keep reading. Also, you do food posts, which is an added incentive πŸ˜€

            1. Mmm…food porn is always good, as is snarkiness and kudos for googling… I’m totally happy to run with it πŸ™‚

              I used to do slave stuff only but then I just kind of went with the flow and now I write about anything and everything that goes through my mind.

              I felt there was a certain ‘expectation’ about what a slave blog should be but now I’m just treating this as my blog and so I just write about Japan or food or whatever. It became much easier when I stopped worrying about what I should be writing and just started writing what I wanted to write.

  2. i come by every day to catch up on what you are writing and in the hope your blog will have another installment of your story which im getting withdrawals for. I dont always comment because there is no need or i have nothing to add but rest assured i enjoy your blog and have for many a year πŸ™‚

    1. Hello to one of my hardcore readers (and torturers I might add!) Thanks for sticking with me πŸ™‚

      Story withdrawal…well, well…seems I’ve found your kryptonite and that might work out to be some sweet revenge for a licking or two!

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