Oi Oi Oi and all that. It's hot...again...as it is in everyday in the paradise that is Western Australia. In celebration of January 26th which is Australia Day, I bring you some fun facts about this weird and wonderful place that is Australia. 1. Ordering beer is a nightmare You would think getting a beer... Continue Reading →
I had an email recently asking me if I was into torture porn and what I thought about it because my story sometimes goes a bit in that direction. It was a good question. So in answer, I'm definitely not adverse to porn and I guess I do like a bit of torture (mostly because... Continue Reading →
I have decidedly mixed feelings about getting a birthday card from my father on which he spelled my name wrong on three separate occasions. Very.goddamn.mixed.feelings.
This week was a bit meh...for lack of a better word. Work was busy a.k.a I wanted to punch just about every single one of my customers, the weather was furnace hot and I was generally feeling lethargic. That's one of my favourite words by the way. Something about the combination of sounds just makes... Continue Reading →
Above is what happens to your blog when you use the words 'porn', 'butt' and 'Japan' a lot in your posts. This has been a friendly community announcement.I'm curious, how does one cum in one's own ass? I'm guessing it involves a cup.Sex porn video booths in Japan? Yeah, I'll have to do a post... Continue Reading →
I feel like I need to write something just to get that depressing post off the front page so here I am, twice as validated and half as angsty. I don't know what it is, but I always get a bit funny at this time of year. That whole xmas/new year period is like a funky twilight... Continue Reading →
Validation is something I’ve always craved in my life. The agreement with my opinion, the praise that I’ve done a good job, the affirmation that I’ve made the correct choice, are all things I've needed like air to breathe. I hate that I can’t exist happily without the need for recognition from others. I hate... Continue Reading →