You know you want one

On Friday I’ll be jetting off to Japan again for a fly-by work trip. It will be a sum total of four days, consisting of two mega shopping days and two days of work.

One of the days of work includes probably the most important meeting of my ‘career’ (I use that term loosely for the ‘thing’ that I do for eight hours a day…lol..) so I’ve been nervously thinking about it for the past couple of weeks. On Sunday night I’ll be breaking out into a cold sweat and quietly vomiting into my mouth, but like all those other moments that freak me the fuck out, I’ll just have to suck it up (and probably eat myself into oblivion afterwards.)

As far as the shopping goes, I’m going to buy myself one of these:
Pillow
Nothing worse than being in the bath and having your arm get cold because you have to hold your phone up. FIRST WORLD PROBLEM!!

But, this little beauty can also be used in bed and even if you fall asleep, you don’t have to worry about dropping your phone or hitting yourself in the face with it:

Pillow2

Thank you sweet jesus! This is what I have been waiting for!

Other items on my shopping list include clothes, jewellery (they just have the cutest earrings…) and whatever other funky stuff I find in the Raremono shop in Akihabara (which is where you can get this beautiful piece of bath-time fun.)

Honestly, the lying on back super gorone desk is looking pretty sweet too:

Capture

As are the usb powered finger-less gloves (because, prepare yourself, winter is coming!):
Capture1
And the usb powered body pillow:

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(You can get a hentai-ish pillowcase to put on it and snuggle up to if that is your thing.)

I may never leave that shop.

Seriously.

If I’m not back by next Wednesday, that’s where I am.

Needless to say, I won’t be publishing the second-last chapter of Desiderata this weekend for two reasons: firstly, it’s still all in my head and I’ve only written a paragraph or so and secondly, well, did you read my first reason? I know I’ve left it in kind of a red-wedding-cliff-hanger moment and yes, that was by design, but you’ll just have to bear with me. And isn’t Fifty Shades of Grey out this weekend anyway? I’m sure you can get your pornish fiction fill from that or just go back and read some of the old chapters like I did last night (I found spelling mistakes and I was horrified!! Eeep!)

I’ll probably watch FSG at some stage just to see what all the ‘nilla folk are making a fuss about – I’m sure it will be appropriately cringe-worthy and honestly, just from the trailer, the guy playing Mr Grey just isn’t channelling enough scary domliness to do anything for me at all so I don’t know why I should bother.

Actually, I’d like to go to a movie theatre with some kinky friends and just sit there and make audible comments throughout the movie along the lines of, ‘He really needs to rotate his wrist more when he’s flogging’ or  ‘Those nipple clamps just need to go a fraction further back on her aerola.’

I think that would be oodles of fun 🙂

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