De-Ubuing

I'm generally okay with people telling me how crap I am or who express different opinions to mine, but what I do not like is people using my blog as a springboard to bully other people. I'd hoped that Ubu could of been less juvenile and his/her/its diatribe would of remained directed at me instead... Continue Reading →

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Ruling on the rules

There is one thing that I really, really hate and that is being treated like I'm stupid. And there is one way to easily treat me like I'm stupid and that is to take away my ability to function as an adult. Now I might be going out on a limb here by announcing this, but here goes: "I... Continue Reading →

BDSM the Strine Way

I had a request on my polls the other day for some more 'Australian' content so as a special treat (??) and in lieu of anything smutty to write about, I offer this once off manual to BDSM the Strine (Australian) way. If none of this makes any sense to you whatsoever, you're obviously not Strine and... Continue Reading →

Regrettable regrets

It' s been raining constantly for three days, it's cold and I'm feeling 'abrasive'. I really should ban myself from the internet when I'm in one of these moods. I've already had a few PMs on the forums I frequent telling me I'm an uber bitch, so just in case I leave a drive by... Continue Reading →

Willy wankers

Thanks everyone for the input on the polls! I found it all excellent food-for-thought except the comments that mentioned 'forks' - of course if I was a pain-slut, I would be joining your fan club and having your first born at the mention of forks, but alas I ain't, so enough with the forks! 🙂 But before I end the... Continue Reading →

Input

I spent my chilling weekend doing some blog housecleaning. I imported all my old entries from LJ and comments with a click. Have I mentioned that I love, love Wordpress? I had a bit of a look through some of my older entries and laughed and did a fair bit of cringing too. I often say that... Continue Reading →

Japan Four-year Anniversary

In a couple of weeks it's going to be exactly 4 years since I departed the land of the rising sun never (so far) to return again. If you haven't been reading me very long, I'll just give you a quick run down of why I left: An ex-con who did something like twenty years... Continue Reading →

The Dollhouse

God it's hard to get your mojo back when you go away for a while. Having  no innernets for a week was both a blessing and a curse - it's great to get away from life, but hard to get back into life when you return. It's also officially winter (since June 1st) and I'm... Continue Reading →

Nature is a glorious thing

  We're back! (I can see from my blog stats that you've all been amusing yourselves in my absence by looking at my unfortunate butt-plug video..methinks it's time to take it down....lol.) Well, we had a wonderful time. I swum with couple of rather large (3m & 8m long) whalesharks, two delightful sea turtles, several... Continue Reading →

Going AWOL

For the next week Master and I will be relaxing in the sunshine and hopefully I'll be snorkelling with one of these:                 That's a whale shark and luckily it eats plankton and smaller fishies and not people, 'cause damn that's big. See you when we get back!

I’m blog-arthic

You know, lethargic about blogging...i.e. I've got fuck all to say and absolutely no energy to do it. So of course, like all good bloggers, I write a blog about it...about the fact that I've got nothing to write about and can't be bothered writing anything 🙂 I spent the entire weekend cleaning and gardening.... Continue Reading →

What’s the best thing about blogging?

The entertainment people give me. Seriously, I nearly pee myself sometimes with the things people say. Like yesterday, I opened up my inbox and there was the question to end all questions: "hi. i have a question.  do masochists enjoy getting periods?" /facepalm Now, I'm sorry if that was your question dear reader, but I really... Continue Reading →

A question

Anyone know where I can post some videos and embed them in this blog for free? WordPress doesn't allow videos on 'adult content' nor does flickr. I've already been banned from photobucket. Pornotube is not co-operating with uploads. Any ideas?

Understanding man-speak

Master sends me things he think I will find amusing and generally I do. This was a recent offering that landed in my inbox from him: Understanding woman-speak... 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut the fuck up. 2.) Five... Continue Reading →

This is what gets me into trouble

(Yes, I'm now officially a WoW geek by posting a pic of my main on my blog.) I spent 90% of yesterday getting the silent punishment from Master. He didn't talk to me, wouldn't have me do anything for him and basically just ignored me from the time of my early morning discretion. And what... Continue Reading →

What a slut needs

Between September 22 and Feb 17 I had precisely 25 orgasms. 13 of them were brought about by the Amazing Gonzo and 12 of them were reached 'au naturel' i.e. no vibrating devices involved.   And why do I know this? Because there is a chart on the fridge that I have to fill in every time I... Continue Reading →

It’s hot

I'm sitting here facing the window ('cause our puters are in front of the window) and every time the wind blows it feels like I'm sitting in front of a hairdryer....Normally I'm totally fine with heat, in fact, the hotter the better, but for some reason this year there have been some times where I just can't... Continue Reading →

What a day…

After feeling that my pussy was 'not quite right' all the way to work, I finally arrived at the office, went to the toilet and there in my underwear was my barbell and ball that should of been in my right labia. My first reaction was, 'Oh, fuck!' My second reaction was, 'Oh, fuck, fuck fuck!'... Continue Reading →

Public vs Private

It would have to be about a year and a half ago when I was first display naked in public. I remember turning up to the house where the party was to be held and even though I was totally dressed at that time, I was nervous as all hell. Except for two or three people... Continue Reading →

I know angst sells but…

...the most angsty thing in my life at the moment is whether the ball is going to fall off my barbell! So, in the absence of anything juicy to write about, I'll write a bit of an update. January 15th was the anniversary of my thirty second year on this planet. Master and I celebrated... Continue Reading →

Little red riding slut

Saturday night was party night and my outfit for the evening was supposed to be "Little Red Riding Hood". Silly me forgot my red hood, so I ended up simply being little red riding slut. This pose is also known as the "Are you done taking photos yet?" pose: Superspanker Ryan aka 'The man with... Continue Reading →

Services in lieu

We had a visit from the watering system man this morning.  The controller wasn't working and the pump wouldn't turn off. He did the watering system man equivalent of 'control+shift+delete' ing by popping out the fuse with a screw driver and putting it back in again. Voila! Control is now working, but pump problem is... Continue Reading →

Services in lieu

We had a visit from the watering system man this morning.  The controller wasn't working and the pump wouldn't turn off. He did the watering system man equivalent of 'control+shift+delete' ing by popping out the fuse with a screw driver and putting it back in again. Voila! Control is now working, but pump problem is... Continue Reading →

Don’t you just hate it when…

1. You read through your previous journal entry - one that you re-read several times and spell-checked before posting- and find 1, 2 or even 3 spelling mistakes!!!! 2. You start a new job, which is much better than your old job, but it takes you two hours to get home. 3. You get to the bus... Continue Reading →

Don’t you just hate it when…

1. You read through your previous journal entry - one that you re-read several times and spell-checked before posting- and find 1, 2 or even 3 spelling mistakes!!!! 2. You start a new job, which is much better than your old job, but it takes you two hours to get home. 3. You get to the bus... Continue Reading →

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