Apparently when his football team loses to my football team (i.e. they are made into our bitches) the only thing that makes him feel better is applying a crop to my ass. This has been a general public announcement. P.S. While I may possibly be dying running up a hill somewhere west of the Perth... Continue Reading →
I've been struggling with my weight (again) since we came back from Japan in April. I indulged in just about everything calorie-ladden beauty I could lay my hands on while we were there, systematically going through my 'things I want to eat in Japan' list and unfortunately, the indulging seemed to continue even when we... Continue Reading →
I just wanted to report that I'm alive, but that my boss may soon not be. I just knew I shouldn't have taken home the mallet I used to put together the new shelving unit yesterday.... His anal frugality and childish-ness is slowly making me want to kill him. M suggested I start a, '101... Continue Reading →
...I bring you points. I did my tax today - w00t. I think it's the earliest I've ever done it and I'm getting a refund. The only thing tarnishing the shine of it all is the fact that the only reason I'm receiving a refund is because I earned sweet fuck-all. Segue is my new... Continue Reading →
Actually, I've got a few things to blog about - deep, meaningful topics and the like - but I just don't know where to start. Maybe I'll find some inspiration over the next few days. In the meantime, part 8 of the never-ending Japan saga is up.
Awwww...isn't he cute? Kaya got a dog, and so did I 🙂 *beams* I excitedly told M this morning that I only needed to group with nine more people in order to get my special perky pug companion on WoW. I'm pretty sure I saw his eyes glaze over while he was driving...but anyway, even... Continue Reading →
I'm sitting here chewing on dried squid and having a coffee... Was that image vivid enough for you? Not much to report recently. I've been running, eating waaaaaay too much and playing copious amounts of WoW (I'm rep grinding - if you know what I'm talking about all well and good - if you don't,... Continue Reading →
I knew there was a reason I didn't go onto Facebook much: "Failbooking" - from those lovely people who also provide your lolcat and Engrish fixes. Do these people not care what they announce to the world? Oh wait...I'm the self-confessed queen of tmi... But I don't do it on Facebook ! So there. I was thinking... Continue Reading →
I speak of course, of the time of the month when I receive an email containing the profiles of some of the 'premium members' of alt.com. I find it a good lesson in how not to advertise for prospective partners (I'm finding it really hard to decide which pic I find funnier...) I've also done Part 5... Continue Reading →
That was the classic line I got from M this morning when I was less than enthusiastic about getting out of my warm bed in the pre-dawn hours to suck his cock. I just looked at him and laughed. As if the two minutes it took me to get out of bed were going to... Continue Reading →
I was walking along listening to the radio this morning when it came over the news that people were dying of the bubonic plague in Peru. I'm not suffering from that particular strain of plague - just the monthly variety - but with ridiculous cramps that woke me up at 2am and a headache that... Continue Reading →
You have to admire their perseverance.... Part 3 of the Japan trip is up too. I'm thinking there are going to be a few more than 4 or 5 parts....
Well, the weekend is over and another week begins. It's my mother's birthday today and being a really crap daughter, I forgot it. To be 100% honest I didn't 'forget' it per se, I just got it confused with my grandmother's birthday that is exactly a week later. All week M had been reminding me... Continue Reading →