The ‘Name that Movie!’ game

It's been a while since I've done one of these, so instead of movie quotes, I'm going to try something different and do movie summaries. The first person to correctly name as many movies as possible will be crowned Movie Queen of the Innernets!!! Remember: no googling, no jokes that are funnier than mine and... Continue Reading →

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What to do when you don’t want to play

For a while now I've felt my interest in all things kinky to be waning. It's a lot like I'm simply going through the motions and I find myself feigning interest because I'm 'wearing the shiny thing' and that obliges you to be interested in that stuff. Honestly, I think if I didn't have another kinky moment in my... Continue Reading →

Why some people amuse me greatly

Normally I'm not one into pointing at people at laughing, but sometimes, there are just some situations where I just can't control myself... Like this morning when I opened up my email and saw this: I'm sure after looking at his delightful pics that, like me, you immediately want to know more about him... Behold,... Continue Reading →

Why I think I’m slightly hentai

I've recently discovered anime porn. Well, I haven't 'recently' discovered it actually, I've known of its existence for 15+ years, but I've only recently started to think that it may have some possibilities. Why? Well, I've come to the conclusion that it's getting harder and harder to find porn where the girl doesn't look like... Continue Reading →

Why I think Master has an addiction

Exactly how many cameras does one man need? Apparently the answer is three digital and two SLRs. Master added a new addition to his Panasonic digital camera family today - the black baby Lumix on the far right. As a result, I'll be moving from Daddy Camera (TZ1) on the far left to Mommy Camera(TZ5)... Continue Reading →

Ceremonies and all that jizz

A couple of people we know recently did a collaring ceremony. From what we've heard of it, it was a mix of pagan rituals & other assorted stuff that involved a near-naked 'collaree', a broach-pin to extract some blood and a ring of breadcrumbs that no-one could enter or leave once the ceremony started. I... Continue Reading →

Hand to mouth

One the aspects that I've always loved about being property is being treated like an animal. Well specifically, like a pet. Master has been hand-feeding me recently. First it was grapes then segments of mandarin he'd peeled and held above my head so I could reach up and grab them like a well-trained circus act.... Continue Reading →

Dear Alan

Thanks for the comment. It's always refreshing to hear *yet another* view that I'm a bad slave. I've always questioned whether I really am a slave or not, so thanks for clearing it up for me by saying that I'm just 'playing at it' based on your observations from afar 🙂 I had a look... Continue Reading →

When he’s sick

I was thinking about what was behind my little outburst in my last post. Well, I don't know if you can really call it an 'outburst', as much as it was simply me telling the truth instead of saying what I think he wants to hear. I'll admit that I do that a lot -... Continue Reading →

Whine & you shall receive

Apparently if you whine about a lack of releases, sometimes the man will grant you a couple. Yes, people, I officially have two releases up on the fridge door with an expiry date of today and the gods, being so kind, saw it fit to give me my period two hours ago. If it wasn't so... Continue Reading →

The right position (NSFW)

I was bored. Like, really,really, OMFG-breathing-is-boring, kind of bored so having nothing else to do but eat yet another easter egg, I instead went over to check on what porn updates occurred while we were away. And I found a shoot that just pushes all the right buttons for me: *mops brow* Yeah, I don't... Continue Reading →

Ignorance is bliss

For the two weeks we were away I hardly looked at the internet. I checked my hotmail and the weather report and that was about it. No fetlife, no blogs, no spending huge amounts of time pissing around on the internet when I could have been doing something more productive and I have to say,... Continue Reading →

The ex

As I mentioned yesterday, I met up with my ex while I was away. Looking back, the very short time we had together was probably one of the highlights of the whole trip for me (the other being the seven varieties of melon bread I sampled). We'd arranged to meet at a train station close to... Continue Reading →

A burning moment

The first blog back after an extended absence is always such a momentous task. I really hate doing them. Not only do you feel the pressure of needing to be witty and entertaining right off the bat (which, anyone who has met me in rl will testify, doesn't come naturally to me) but you're also faced with the... Continue Reading →

We’re baaaack!

In the blink of an eye our trip to Japan started and finished. One minute we were in the land of divine food and loaded up with cash to buy goodies and the next we were back in Perth minus a suitcase (fortunately, it turned up the next day) and with $60 left in our... Continue Reading →

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