The ‘Name that Movie!’ game

It's been a while since I've done one of these, so instead of movie quotes, I'm going to try something different and do movie summaries. The first person to correctly name as many movies as possible will be crowned Movie Queen of the Innernets!!! Remember: no googling, no jokes that are funnier than mine and...

What does he do when I don’t want to play?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Nothing has changed as far as he is concerned - I'm still his slave, he still owns me. Whether I want that to be the situation or not doesn't even come into the equation. It is that way; it has been that way; and will be that way as far as he...

What to do when you don’t want to play

For a while now I've felt my interest in all things kinky to be waning. It's a lot like I'm simply going through the motions and I find myself feigning interest because I'm 'wearing the shiny thing' and that obliges you to be interested in that stuff. Honestly, I think if I didn't have another kinky moment in my...

Why some people amuse me greatly

Normally I'm not one into pointing at people at laughing, but sometimes, there are just some situations where I just can't control myself... Like this morning when I opened up my email and saw this: I'm sure after looking at his delightful pics that, like me, you immediately want to know more about him... Behold,...

Why I don’t think sucking it up is the answer to everything

You wear the shiny thing so suck it up. It's a phrase I hear all the time and it drives me absolutely crazy. I think, feel, worry, hesitate, angst just like every other human being. Wearing something around my neck does not help me deal with things any better and it does not make all...

Why I think I have an under-evolved gag reflex

After two, maybe three glasses of wine and a ridiculously over-priced and not very nice meal that included one raw oyster that I downed in an attempt to (yet again) overcome my loathing of oysters, I spent the hours of 1am-4:30am feeling incredibly nauseous and like I desperately wanted to vomit. But I didn't. I...

Why I think I’m slightly hentai

I've recently discovered anime porn. Well, I haven't 'recently' discovered it actually, I've known of its existence for 15+ years, but I've only recently started to think that it may have some possibilities. Why? Well, I've come to the conclusion that it's getting harder and harder to find porn where the girl doesn't look like...

Why I think Master has an addiction

Exactly how many cameras does one man need? Apparently the answer is three digital and two SLRs. Master added a new addition to his Panasonic digital camera family today - the black baby Lumix on the far right. As a result, I'll be moving from Daddy Camera (TZ1) on the far left to Mommy Camera(TZ5)...

Why I’m known as the omelette queen

Thinking about what to have for lunch today, I decided to really live on the edge and have what I'd normally only eat for breakfast- an omelette. (Yeah, I really walk on the wild side when hungry and left to my own devices.) I like to fill my omelettes with big chunky pieces of tomatoes,...

Ceremonies and all that jizz

A couple of people we know recently did a collaring ceremony. From what we've heard of it, it was a mix of pagan rituals & other assorted stuff that involved a near-naked 'collaree', a broach-pin to extract some blood and a ring of breadcrumbs that no-one could enter or leave once the ceremony started. I...

Hand to mouth

One the aspects that I've always loved about being property is being treated like an animal. Well specifically, like a pet. Master has been hand-feeding me recently. First it was grapes then segments of mandarin he'd peeled and held above my head so I could reach up and grab them like a well-trained circus act....

Dear Alan

Thanks for the comment. It's always refreshing to hear *yet another* view that I'm a bad slave. I've always questioned whether I really am a slave or not, so thanks for clearing it up for me by saying that I'm just 'playing at it' based on your observations from afar 🙂 I had a look...

When he’s sick

I was thinking about what was behind my little outburst in my last post. Well, I don't know if you can really call it an 'outburst', as much as it was simply me telling the truth instead of saying what I think he wants to hear. I'll admit that I do that a lot -...

Whine & you shall receive

Apparently if you whine about a lack of releases, sometimes the man will grant you a couple. Yes, people, I officially have two releases up on the fridge door with an expiry date of today and the gods, being so kind, saw it fit to give me my period two hours ago. If it wasn't so...

The right position (NSFW)

I was bored. Like, really,really, OMFG-breathing-is-boring, kind of bored so having nothing else to do but eat yet another easter egg, I instead went over to check on what porn updates occurred while we were away. And I found a shoot that just pushes all the right buttons for me: *mops brow* Yeah, I don't...

Shitty movies I’ve seen lately and geeky gadget stuff

Julie & Julia - I blog and I love food, but I still didn't get what was supposed to be so good about this movie. 2012 - I didn't make it past the first fifteen minutes. Thank god I was on a plane and had 35 other on-demand movies to amuse myself with. The Blind...

Ignorance is bliss

For the two weeks we were away I hardly looked at the internet. I checked my hotmail and the weather report and that was about it. No fetlife, no blogs, no spending huge amounts of time pissing around on the internet when I could have been doing something more productive and I have to say,...

The ex

As I mentioned yesterday, I met up with my ex while I was away. Looking back, the very short time we had together was probably one of the highlights of the whole trip for me (the other being the seven varieties of melon bread I sampled). We'd arranged to meet at a train station close to...

A burning moment

The first blog back after an extended absence is always such a momentous task. I really hate doing them. Not only do you feel the pressure of needing to be witty and entertaining right off the bat (which, anyone who has met me in rl will testify, doesn't come naturally to me) but you're also faced with the...

We’re baaaack!

In the blink of an eye our trip to Japan started and finished. One minute we were in the land of divine food and loaded up with cash to buy goodies and the next we were back in Perth minus a suitcase (fortunately, it turned up the next day) and with $60 left in our...